Archive for January 30th, 2010
Man Sandwich
Oh my God what have I done This is going to be a disaster The second I said that I was retiring I knew it was a mistake And now I can’t turn back I’m not like that Favre asshole I’m so screwed now Look at this there are five kids her Count ‘em five I could have sworn I only had four but then again those concussions are nasty business sometimes Is this really what I want to do Get up and take the kids to school and then hang around with Brenda all day going shopping and working around the house I bet the honey-do list is a mile long right now Hopefully I can get Leinart to take some of them off my hands He can clean the pool and hot tub Maybe I shouldn’t call it a career yet Is it too late It is isn’t it What’s that Picture of the family Sure thing honey Can do
(Mona Lisa Warner looks dead centre as the family looks left)
I’ve made a huge mistake I hate my life Really need to call an audible here
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