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Local Celebrity NFL Jeopardy #8

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Usually I just pick teams out of a hat (you didn’t know — sorry). This time I’ve decided to poll the vast Manitoba celebrity community. OK. It’s not that vast. But lucky for us there are only 11 National Football League post season games to cover. Shouldn’t be that hard to find 11 people, should it? We will see, I guess. Please note: On the off-chance these people don’t reply to the pick requests that I probably won’t get around to sending them in the first place, these selections (or responses) may not actually be from them. Only one man can handle the most over-hyped game in the history of over-rated NFL quarterbacks. Nick Hill, the graphics are up and we are rolling!

Dallas Cowboys (11-5) at Minnesota Vikings (12-4)
Sunday, noon on FOX

Previous meeting: In Peter King’s dreams.
Cowboys road record: 5-3
Vikings home record: 8-0
The spread: Cowboys +2.5
The money line: Cowboys +120
The over/under: 45.5 points

Folks, it’s the ‘ol cow poke here at Kern-Hill Furniture Co-op telling you to C’MON DOWN to the Twin Cities for what will be a heck of a ball game. Our sectionals and dining room suites aren’t the only thing we’re blowing out this weekend. We’ll also be selling exaggeration and rhetoric when it comes to discussing the best gun-slinging match-up ever. Nobody can touch our prices the best two quarterbacks in the game and we’ve flipped our lids bending over backwards to make excuses for these sweethearts, SO C’MON DOWN. Wait folks, there’s more: No. 1 son left the embellishment making machine on this week, and we’re gonna pass the mindless analysis on to you. We’ll guarantee to insult your intelligence with our endless slurping. That’s no money down ’till next year and no interest in this game. Wholesale madness ends this Sunday, SO C’MON DOWN to 843 Main Street! Hope to see you soon!

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Written by wazoowazny

January 13, 2010 at 10:00 am

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  1. 33 TD’s – 7 picks, 8-0 in the dome

    recognize greatness and SLURP AWAY!!!

    hustlerama

    January 13, 2010 at 5:46 pm

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