Caption the Moment
- “Mychael, Myyyychael. Let me get closer…thanhkyou SO much for saving my job — Wha? No…don’t walk away, shhhh. Two, mayyybe three. Why, can you smell it on my breath? Uh-oh, do you have any Certs?”
Blast. I was going to write five reasons not to buy into what the Winnipeg Blue Bombers are selling, but Easy-E beat me to it. In reverse. Opposite world. Actually, he did me a favour. I’m sick of beating the same drum. Literally, sick of it. In bed all weekend sick of it. I mean, lack of attendance, Facebook groups approaching 5,500 members, divided fan base — I can’t keep building a case when the case is already closed shut. People want the Bomber marketing department to sell some tickets? Watch positivity take over this town if a change you-know-where was made. Not only will you get back the bulk of your renewals to sit in that dump of a stadium, you’d probably get a few new subscribers. The truth is out there.
Even more with this story…
Fred-Ex is Freddie Mitchell from the Philadelphia Eagles from like, four or five years ago. Remember? He was a no-talent receiver who was seconds away from being a total draft bust when he went on ESPN and started trash-talking the Patriots before the Super Bowl. Bill Belichick called him “terrible.” Nevertheless, he was the original Fred-Ex. Unless this die-hard fan hatched this nickname when Reid was still running pig at Mississippi State University, he/she did not come up with it.
