the 4th star

Warning: The above video is boring as hell. CFL boring. Two and out and punt and commercial boring.

But there is a point to all this. Come Sunday night, the 4th Star will be kicking it in Montana for the next two weeks. Without a computer. You can’t go mountain biking without mountains. It’s physically impossible. For those of you who don’t know, Montana just happens to have the largest grizzly bear population in the lower 48 states. I think black bears are also a problem, too. What this all means is that when my party of two is on the trail, trying not to fall off any mountain we may foolishly attempt to navigate, the possibility of coming across an unsuspecting bear is real and, to be frank, a little unnerving. This could happen. This could happen. This could happen, too. Or this. This would be kind of cool. This probably won’t happen, but I haven’t started the research on the zoos in Missoula yet.

Then there’s this video. Possibly the best title ever.

So look for me on the news. Not for the story on how a Manitoba man gets eaten by a bear but for the piece on the guy who accidentally sprays himself in the face with bear spray before the intended target has him for a late lunch. Should be a front pager. Remember: You heard it here first! Take care.