Archive for July 18th, 2009
Man Sandwich
Hello there, Sunday afternoon. My, my, my — hot stuff coming through. Can I get you boys anything? Maybe something to eat, like a Man Sandwich or a banana? A hot dog? How ’bout a towel or a blanket? No? What about you, out of place old guy on the left? You know, they sell hats just past those umbrellas there. Tight ones that will really show the outline of your head all scrunched up in there.
Enjoy the beach, boys. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
