Just Super

I’m still working on my Super Bowl pick. I have it narrowed down to two teams, but I’m not sure where to go from there. They both are so annoying. At least the fans are. There are the bandwagoners and then there are the front-runners. Bandwagoners are OK. They don’t mean any harm, but clearly they don’t know jack about football if they haven’t even taken the simple step of choosing a club to cheer for. The front-runners are actually worse than the bandwagoners. I don’t mind talking to people about the game or defensive schemes if they’ve shown themselves to be true fans of that club (for more than 10 years), but when people jump around and cheer for the team that everyone is masturbating about, treating them like their own, well that just makes me want to give little dancers a punishing back-breaker, too.
You know who you are.
